G GOLDCOINPump.fun Candidate Research
CANDIDATE #1276730

The Thing $Thing

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Research boundary: Creator-supplied metadata is an unverified claim. Candidate status is not a trade or execution signal.

DECISION-TIME DATA

Launch Facts

Detected
2026-09-22 20:18:06
Initial Buy
0.9540 SOL
Mayhem / Cashback
no / no
Creator
8sQzTsbfMCbFyUUgsh9Xi7jXSVf8UyB2sbAnPeiDJVzA

Decision

Ruleset
candidate_ruleset_v2
Score
65
Age
16.714 s
Feature Hash
a131b34fe0202a159f184aab174ba77eb41ec40dd453db9237d4202014360748

cheap_screen_passed, metadata_fetched, website_claimed, social_claimed, strong_initial_buy, early_buyer_count, strong_buy_sell_ratio

Metadata & Identity

Fetch
success
Website
https://gizmodo.com/thing-2-0-this-creepy-cute-robot-walks-on-its-fingers-2000815604
Identity
crawl_incomplete

Frozen point-in-time features

{
    "launch": {
        "is_mayhem": false,
        "quote_mint": "So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112",
        "is_cashback": false,
        "instruction_version": "create_v2",
        "initial_buy_quote_amount_raw": "954035676"
    },
    "creator": {
        "launches_1h": 0,
        "launches_7d": 0,
        "launches_24h": 0,
        "graduation_rate": 0,
        "previous_launches": 0,
        "previous_candidates": 0,
        "previous_graduations": 0
    },
    "identity": {
        "status": "crawl_incomplete",
        "duplicate_claims": 1,
        "exact_mint_evidence": 0
    },
    "metadata": {
        "status": "success",
        "available": true,
        "claim_count": 3,
        "social_claims": 1,
        "website_claims": 1,
        "metadata_uri_reuse": 0,
        "metadata_hash_reuse": 0
    },
    "captured_at": "2026-09-22T20:18:23.229687Z",
    "launch_age_ms": 16714,
    "early_behavior": {
        "buy_count": 45,
        "sell_count": 12,
        "window_count": 5,
        "buy_sell_ratio": 3.75,
        "buy_volume_raw": "7910830673",
        "sell_volume_raw": "6204883968",
        "first_sell_delay_ms": 3210,
        "creator_buy_volume_raw": "954035676",
        "creator_sell_volume_raw": "0",
        "max_window_unique_buyers": 25,
        "max_window_unique_sellers": 6
    },
    "cheap_screen_status": "pass",
    "cheap_screen_reasons": {
        "checks": {
            "sol_quote": true,
            "creator_present": true,
            "research_signal": true,
            "minimum_initial_buy": true,
            "creator_frequency_ok": true,
            "metadata_uri_present": true,
            "verified_pump_create": true
        },
        "failed": [],
        "policy": "cheap_screen_v1",
        "creator_launches_1h": 0,
        "previous_creator_launches": 0,
        "initial_buy_quote_amount_raw": "954035676",
        "previous_creator_graduations": 0
    }
}

Early Behavior

WindowBuysSellsBuy volumeUnique buyersCreator sellQuality
0–1000 ms1095403567610observed_logs
1000–2000 ms00000observed_logs
2000–5000 ms04000observed_logs
5000–10000 ms1922779629114190observed_logs
10000–15000 ms2564177165883250observed_logs

POST-DECISION OUTCOMES

HorizonStatusPriceReturnPeakMax DDGraduatedCreator dump
60 savailable0.0000078220000000000.00%0.00%0.00%noyes
300 savailable0.000003299000000000-57.82%0.00%-57.82%noyes
900 savailable0.000003299000000000-57.82%0.00%-57.82%noyes
3600 savailable0.000003299000000000-57.82%0.00%-57.82%noyes
21600 savailable0.000003299000000000-57.82%0.00%-57.82%noyes
86400 savailable0.000003193000000000-59.18%0.00%-59.18%noyes
172800 sunavailable—0.00%-59.18%noyes
259200 sunavailable—0.00%-59.18%noyes